I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down


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Tattoo by Lars Uwe


Virgen de los Dolores
The statue of the Virgin of Sorrows in Cordoba, Spain.


i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

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Yes she’s my best friend and yes sometimes we have problems, sometimes we fight. (And as stubborn as we both are, we definitely fight. Haha) Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry. I know everything about her, and she knows everything about me. We can even speak to each other without saying a word. Soul mates? They exist. It doesn’t have to be your lover, just someone who you are able to understand each other better than you guys understand your selves. It’s cute when couples act like best friends, but even more beautiful when best friends act like couples. If you’ve ever seen us together, it would be impossible to be blind to the amazing friendship we have. She is my other half and I can’t imagine a life without her. She makes me a better person and even when I fuck up, she’s right there with me, judgement free. I can be 100% myself with her. Dear Yvette, please stay in my life forever. You’re one of the best things to ever happen to me. Love, me. I honestly don’t know what I would do without you. (at ❤️Home❤️)


I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

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Nobody will ever love you as much as an artist can. On your worst days, they will find poetry in the knots of your hair. That Could Have Been Me (k.p.k). (via nyu-tah)

(Source: towritepoems, via levorfreude)

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